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When people talk about Tumblr in public…

Once my friend mentioned tumblr on my profile on facebook , and I deleted that comment of hers , because I couldn’t afford the sluts in my school to come here too and try to be all tumblr famous .

(Source: kar-park)

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.

I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the couch and magically transfer to your bed.

Now my mom’s all like

GET UP AND GET IN THE ROOM!

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